What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:03

A View to a Kill
Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Moonraker
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
-J W Pepper
From Russia With Love
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Ah so!”